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thirtyseventh
THE SEXY RPG MEME
Greetings, traveler! One night at The Love Hotel will cost 300 gold. Will you rest here?
▸ YES
▸ VERILY YES
▸ ...
In these wild, unpredictable and not altogether chaste lands, there's always cause for a quest. Monsters roam the wilderness, bandits and thugs stalk the roads for easy prey, maidens are almost always going missing from their homes- not to mention the surplus of Evil Overlords threatening global domination. These days it seems as though everyone has an itch to scratch.
Fortunately, there's also a large community of fearless, passionate adventurers willing to make love as well as war and set the world right. Armed with chainmailed cleavage, phallic weaponry and questionable magic, it's your duty to put together a party with exactly the right chemistry and protect the world from unseemly forces. It won't be easy, but there are perks to be had if you know how to look for them and need a little relief from the daily struggle.
After all- what happens on the quest stays on the quest...
Fortunately, there's also a large community of fearless, passionate adventurers willing to make love as well as war and set the world right. Armed with chainmailed cleavage, phallic weaponry and questionable magic, it's your duty to put together a party with exactly the right chemistry and protect the world from unseemly forces. It won't be easy, but there are perks to be had if you know how to look for them and need a little relief from the daily struggle.
After all- what happens on the quest stays on the quest...
Character Name: Self-explanatory.
Character Age: See above.
Role: What kind of character are they going to be? A mage, a barbarian, a healer? You may like to look here for inspiration.
Character Description: A short description of your character.
Yes: What kinks or scenarios are you open to or would you specifically like to play out?
No: What kinks would you rather avoid?
PROMPTS
1) Bunny Ears of Protection
Surely this skimpy little leotard can't be legitimate armor, and for both sexes to boot?! These revealing costumes and accessories can give you one hell of a power-up- assuming, that is, you're willing to endure the embarrassment and the stares you'll get. And who knows what that "cursed" tag means?
2) Random Encounters
Out in the wilds you can run into anything from miniature eldritch monstrosities with more tentacles than you have fingers (the censors somehow missed that one) to humanoid creatures and bandits, but they all have one thing in common: they want you. Think you can handle them?
3) x0 Torches
Well, shit. You're in the obligatory pitch-black dungeon and you're all out of lights. Who knows where your hands could end up if you're not careful?
4) InnTimacy
Why is it that every single inn you've come across only ever has one bed? Oh, well. Maybe you can make the most of it with that cute black mage you've had your eye on since the last town.
5) Overworld
Alternatively, you could camp out under the stars together. It's a lot riskier- you could get caught out by anything from fellow travelers to marauding monsters- but that's part of the fun, right?
6) (Level) Grinding
Some party members just aren't quite up to the mark when they first come around- or maybe you just like to stay on top of the game. Regardless, going at it until you can hardly stand is an excellent way to gain experience quickly.
7) Charmed
"ENEMY" casts "CHARM"! It's super effective! This spell is a favorite among amorous magic-users and causes its target to fall in love (or lust?) with its target for a short while. Some people can overcome it better than others, but you'd better be careful where you aim it- or did you mean to hit your fellow party member?
8) Status Effects
But there's a lot more out there than simple infatuation to worry about. Paralysis? Sleep? Silence (not a problem for most protagonists)? Rage? So many possibilities- and so many ways to twist them to your advantage...
9) Damsels in Distress
A fellow fighter (male or female) has been kidnapped, either by demons or by the big boss, and you've got to rescue them before it's too late! Unholy marriage imagery is almost a given. They may even reward you for your loyalty afterwards.
10) Traumatic Reveal
Are you adopted? A demon? The antichrist? You've reached that point in the plot where almost every conversation holds a twist that could change your world- now would be a very good time for some physical comfort.
11) Final Climax
This is it! The ultimate battle! It's going to take a lot to make this boss submit, but you've got a lot of endurance and experience now, and... oh, you know how this works. Fuck them. Hard.
12) Unusual Re(Quests)
Wait, you want me to do what to you? There are a lot of people in this world looking for a hero or heroine to fulfil their needs- for those looking for quick experience (or something else), satisfying them may be unexpectedly rewarding. And there is that sidequest for fucking as many people as possible to consider, if you're a completionist...
13) Mentorshipping
They're your Obi Wan- your teacher- your sensei. They're also smoking hot. They have one last task for you to complete before you embark on your quest, adventurer: can you live up to their expectations?
14) Power (L)Overdose
Feel that? That's the new level you just reached, and it feels amazing. So amazing that you want to share your increased strength, agility, endurance and flexibility (a new stat) with your teammates. Hope the rush doesn't go to your head.
15) All Is Fair
You thought you could trust them, but your favourite Bard/ Knight/ Thief was working for the opposition the whole time- and now you're on your knees and entirely at their mercy. Is there even the smallest chance they still care about you, after everything you've been through together, or is this one going to hurt?
16) The Mini-Game
Either the worst thing to happen since your game file corrupted or the most addictive thing you've ever played. This land has a penchant for overly complex card games with some seriously dire (depending on your perspective) forfeits: when you lose, you lose an item. Of clothing, that is. But it's all worth it for the prize, right? Especially with such a hot opponent.
17) The Obligatory Stealth Section
There are bad times to be horny, and then there are terrible times to be horny. One of them is when you're in the middle of a prison break-out/ hide-out infiltration operation/ whatever, surrounded by patrolling guards and hiding in the shadows. Maybe if you're both quiet you'll get away with it...
18) The Tournament
That grand prize! It's the Magical Object (tm) that you need to progress! In order to win it you'll have to survive several rounds in an open-air stadium, taking on fighter after fighter... and fucking them to exhaustion, of course. In front of the crowd. Good luck with that.
xx) Wildcard/ Other
Make your own prompt!
